🔒 ww25 new kids on the bloc groupchat

[angelhunter]

new blood group chat

@hap and/or @oa has added you to a group chat:

dean, faith, kai, kate, ptolemais, yeko, wwx

art by sloppjockey@tumblr

Comments

[purpura]

you HAVE made friends here, right? you're not alone?

[ She's so transparent. ]

[cholesterol]

Sure, I have a whole lot of fellow campers and commune besties.

[purpura]

omg you're so lame.

we're so making a bender of sorts once this shitshow is over.

[cholesterol]

making a bender? how old are you?

I have people

I just don't have many people

People don't come easy

[purpura]

what can i say, i'm old school like that.

well, you have more people now.

us, we're people.

[cholesterol]

yeah, that's what we're calling it

yeko's not so sure there's an us, but i'll take you. you're trying an awful lot on a lost cause on a monday so why shouldn't i take you up on it.

i don't even think i know your name.

[purpura]

on that note, i've always wanted to go to a speakeasy. too bad our 20s skipped all the good parts and went straight to the horrible shit.

don't you worry, i'll convince yeko we're cool. eventually.

really? Kate Bishop. Hawkeye, when i have my bow and arrows.

[cholesterol]

Dean Winchester.

Yeah, you're a good shot?

You've never been to a speakeasy? Or you mean, authentic

[purpura]

like the gun? (i bet everyone says that)

best you'll ever meet.

dark room, smoke filling the ceiling, jazz pianist going insane. cocktail dresses!

[cholesterol]

Like the gun

I want you to prove that one day

Yeah, you had me at dark room, but I do like a nice piano. Normally, i go divier and dirtier.

[purpura]

cool. all i got was a chess piece.

anytime, i already stole the commune's best bow and i've been making arrows.

i mean, those are not exclusive

[cholesterol]

Or the clergy

no shit

day after the vote, we'll go shooting

[purpura]

oh joy, dudes on robes.

it's a date.

like a doctor's.

[cholesterol]

Robes are COMFORTABLE

Yeah, got it. I'm old enough

[purpura]

that sounded personal.

so am i. but the bar seems to be unreasonably low around here.

i'm sure you're a proper gentleman.

[cholesterol]

Robes and night shirts. Seriously. They get a bad rap.

Slippers, too. I do miss sleeping creature comforts in this place.

Yeah, that's me. I'm Mr. Darcy.

[purpura]

And nightcaps with the big fluffy ball on top?

I've had enough wilderness for a lifetime.

Nah, you're not a stuck up snob.

[cholesterol]

Yeah, you're right about that. Maybe I'm Bingley or George Whickham.

Once. I wore a nightcap once and it was fucking fantastic. Don't knock it till you try it. Everything just in the breeze.

This? This ain't nothing.

[purpura]

i'm going to be so real with you

i've only watched pride and prejudice and zombies.

did you get to hold an oversized candelabra and walk around a dark corridor?

[cholesterol]

How about between you and me we pretend I haven't read it, keep my reputation intact

Nope, but it was a distraction given to me by an increasingly deranged wood nymph housekeeper.

[purpura]

yeah, fair.

i'm sure that makes perfect sense in the right context.